Episode 3: I Apologise for the Delay

It has been a little while. I apologise for the delay. But two years have passed, and here we are!

That whole job thing intervened. You see, what happened is: I intended to make a blog documenting a year in the life of a Leafs fan. But two years have now passed, partly due to the fact I moved from here, to here, to here.

[Points to Adelaide, then Port Pirie, then Murray Bridge on a map.]

So life's good, but my quest remains unresolved, and the Leafs still haven't got into the bloody playoffs. For goodness' sake, people.

So we're going to try this again. The tickets are booked and the trip is back on. I'm hoping to finally, after 10 years, see some NHL hockey sometime later this year, as long as there isn't a lockout, which would upset me greatly.

In all fairness, I had a third episode ready to go. Although some things have changed since then, some of them haven't. It was going to go something along the lines of...

Tell you what, these brutal Australian winters.

[Blue sky.]

The middle of the year is always an interesting time to be a Leafs fan. There's the draft - well, that's not always very interesting for a Leafs fan - there's free agency, there are all sorts of interesting things to keep an eye on.

To celebrate the occasion, we're at a place called Light's Vision in Adelaide. Let's just hope that the Leafs see the light over the next couple of weeks.

What we're about to see is Brian Burke's vision for the Toronto Maple Leafs, and it should be an interesting one. We want to see a team as testosterone-filled as men who wear short-sleeved garments in the middle of winter, as belligerent as the bells of this cathedral, as pugnacious as this post, and as truculent as this truck.

...So that has all happened. But we've actually got a first-round draft pick this year, which is helpful. Tomas Kaberle, the last Leaf who was playing for them at the time I was in Canada 10 years ago, has long since moved on, so there's a bit less continuity there.

One more thing to keep an eye out for in the next couple of weeks: the draft is coming up. Forget the first round, forget the second round, forget the third round - meaningless. What you're looking for is in the later rounds. There is an Australian guy whose name is Nathan Walker. He would be the first Australian ever drafted into the NHL. He was the first Aussie ever to play professionally in Europe, in the Czech Republic. He's rated the 25th-best skater in Europe, so come on, son - I'm waiting for the Leafs to draft our Aussie boy so I can have two reasons to cheer for them.

Look forward to it. See you then, Leafs Nation.

Episode 2: Ice Hockey, Aussie Style

Ice hockey in Australia isn't absolutely the most popular sport. AFL football and cricket are probably number one and two, depending who you ask, but the standard is still good. Adelaide's ice hockey team - which a couple of years ago was the Avalanche, then the As, and now the Adrenaline - is the reigning national champion in a league of seven teams. Our captain was the captain of Australia for a while, and we've got imports from Canada, Finland and all good hockey-playing countries.

Also, yeah, we're driving on the left. Freak out!

You get to see some of the best players in the country. Admittedly they're probably not international superstars, but that's okay. Hey, they're good enough to play for the Leafs.

[Enter the Ice Arena. Advance Australia Fair plays and the game begins.]

First period over. Nil-all. Fifteen-minute periods, smaller ice surface, but still good fun.

[A zamboni cleans the ice, an announcer welcomes the team back onto the ice, and the game continues. The crowd cheers two Adelaide goals.]

Two minutes left. Time out to the away team. Tension's on. Three-two.

[Canberra's goalie denies several Adelaide chances. The crowd counts down the final seconds until the game ends.]

With the game over, we shake hands like real sportsmen here in Australia.

So that's ice hockey, Aussie style. Stay tuned, folks.

Episode 1: Seven Year Rut

G’day Leafs Nation, and welcome to Adelaide. If Toronto is the centre of the hockey world, then I’m up in the back of the bleachers. As you can see, it’s a sunny, 21-degree day in May, which means winter is coming to Australia and the hockey season is on! Or off, depending how you look at it.

You’d be right to ask how I came to love the Leafs while living 16,623 kilometres away. Well, eight years ago I spent a while living in the bustling metropolis of Peterborough, Ontario. That was the year the Leafs made the Eastern Conference final, thanks to Mats Sundin, Darcy Tucker, Bryan McCabe and the rest of ‘em. Since then it seems like Toronto has been on a downhill spiral, every single year - until now.

This video blog is the story of a year in the life of a distant Leafs fan, and a year of unfinished business. When I lived in Canada, it took me a while to get into hockey, and so I never got a chance to go to an NHL game. I never even went to see the Peterborough Petes, in the days when some kid named Eric Staal was lighting it up around there. I was given a Darcy Tucker jersey for my birthday a few years ago, but that got stolen out of my car. Brutal! So I need to get to a game on another continent, and I need a new jersey. And most significantly, the Leafs need to make the playoffs, cos they haven’t since frickin’ ages ago.

Well! If there’s any sense of poetry in the world, that’s gonna change. Fact.

My name’s Peregrine, I am a journalist in training, and over the next 12 months I’ll be introducing you to my city, some Aussie ice hockey, and perhaps the journeys that’ll get both me and the Leafs out of this seven-year rut. So stay tuned.