My name’s Peri and I’m a Leafs fan from Australia. Let
me tell you just what the NHL lockout means to me.
I’ve been into ice hockey for about 10 years. I spent
six months living in Peterborough, Ontario when the Leafs last made it to the
conference finals. But while I was in Canada, I never once went to an NHL game.
Since then, I’ve kept up however I could. Games are on
about 9.30am here, so on weekends I sit around and listen to Joe Bowen’s radio
commentary over the internet. Sadly, I now know the Alarm Force phone number
off by heart. Sometimes I sneak home from work at lunch to watch the game in
six videos on the Leafs’ website, putting a post-it note over the screen so they
won’t tell me who wins. There are only a couple of games per week on cable TV
here, and no-one has that anyway.
I have got into the hockey here in Australia. There’s
a semi-pro league, and the local team is pretty good. I’ve been to dozens of
games, and even volunteered as the arena announcer for a while. I gave it up
after a few months because frankly I’d rather be sitting in the stands,
watching the game.
Over the years, I’ve accumulated a lot of merchandise.
I’ve had every hockey game from NHL 2K5 to NHL 13. I have this daggy old
T-shirt, a vintage T-shirt, another vintage T-shirt, a Holy Mackinaw T-shirt, a
jersey (Gustavsson, I know); a bunch of my friends previously went in to get me
a Darcy Tucker jersey, but it got stolen out of my car one time. I have a bar
mat, two face washers, a flag, a book, a squishy puck, a non-squishy puck, an
Anaheim puck signed by Francois Beauchemin, a tiny Sundin, a middle-size
Tucker, and an excessively large nutcracker. I’ve paid my dues to the NHL.
More recently, I spent several thousand dollars on
flights to the US. After 10 years, I’ve still never been to a game. It takes
about 18 hours’ flying to get to LA, so it’s a fairly significant undertaking. This
November I’ll be at my mum’s place in Colorado for Thanksgiving. The schedule
was released and the Leafs were going to be in Denver on Thanksgiving eve – I thought
the stars had finally aligned. Ten years of waiting, a third of my life, was
about to end.
Obviously, my grasp of labour relations in North
American sports is not quite strong enough. I assumed, foolishly, that no sport
struggling for recognition would shut itself down so millionaires and
billionaires could haggle over the huge amounts of money they’d all been making.
And the worst part? This lockout is making me bitter at the team I’ve followed
for all these years.
So in closing, I’d like to offer a song to Gary
Bettman and the owners, for shooting down my lifelong dream so they can get 53
per cent instead of 47 per cent. Some collective bargaining advice, if you
will.
[Opening bars to “Give a Little
Bit”]
Just play the damn game!